Are you going to take the TV, too? -Yeah.
Saara can have the kids' old one. It's good enough for her.
Could you be a dear, and get my kettlebell from upstairs?
This pink one must be yours.
We can take that one, too. Saara never uses it.
What happened?
Sorry.
Your... thingy is here.
Excuse me. Nice to meet you.
What are you doing home? -I thought you were coming at three.
At one. Why are you lurking here? We've been here an hour.
I was just working out here.
I was wearing headphones, so I didn't hear you at first.
I thought it's embarrassing to suddenly announce myself-
so I started to clean a bit under this rug.
Right. Well, seeing as you're here, can you lend a hand?
After all, you're a real powerhouse.
Thanks.
Remember, mum is bringing you Pussy to look after in a couple of weeks.
Me? why?
She is used to being here.
It's your mum's cat, she should be with you.
I didn't want to burden her with the divorce or moving out news.
But I won't be at home!
I'm starting my new life. I'm going to a camp-
with handsome, smart guys, who understand women.
We will have discussions and make love on hot rocks.
Do you want to be young once again?
Do you want to think about who you are and what you want to become?
Do you dream of a spiritual growth course or a coming-of-age camp?
Do you yearn for conversation, or even debates?
Are you curious to see how others view life?
Do you want to heal the world and stand for equality and justice?
I'm a certified personal growth coach -
with a Kerala Diploma of Human Growth -
and I invite you to Turku to a meaning of life camp for adults.
The price includes the camp programme, a delightful room -
gourmet-level full hoard, and a growth guarantee.
Invest in yourself and experience the greatest week of your life.
I will not be looking after Pussy!
Hi! Excuse me, can I get your autograph'! -Sure you can.
Can I help in any way? -There's no need. just clear the gangway.
Fantastic! We have a great group! Take a good look at each other.
These people are going to change your life!
This is going to be a great week!
I'm Kalle, I'll be your escort, but you will make this a journey.
I think we are all here. -Not everybody is here yet.
Kokko, Saara.
Kannisto, Alli. -I am. That's me.
Then registered together are Vilen, Viivi and Häkkinen, Jouko.
Viivi has not yet arrived.
I'm sure you understand that there can be no refund at this point.
But she does want to come to this camp.
Are you Kalle? -Yes.
Why is there less money for provisions than agreed?
I gave the amount we discussed. But can we get back to that?
Let's not bother the campers with money talk.
Darling, here's your bag. Tepsi and I are heading home.
I'll see you... See you when you come.
So I don't catch the gay.
Now you could also come. There was a cancellation.
He's lying. I know when people are lying. You can see it in their aura.
I'm missing you a little.
Yours is quite weak.
Kind of messy. Have you let someone do something to you? Trample on you?
Nobody's trampled on me. Excuse me.
Hi.
Has she been yowling the whole time? -Only when the rocking started.
She's probably scared.
Are you scared?
I don't like the sea. My mum drowned in the Estonian cruise ship disaster.
I'm sorry. -Well, it was twenty years ago.
It's annoying that we're going to an island then.
I want to take part in the revolution camp.
Revolution? Isn't it coming-of-age?
No, we'll talk about societal issues and justice.
I don't think this has anything to do with politics.
The video was about coming-of-age camps. Camps for growing up.
Oh. Well, damn. What am I doing here then?
Welcome.
-Thank you.
I can help you.
What's this pussy's name? -Pussy.
Careful now. Nicely done.
Is it clear for all that this is a dry camp? -What?
This is my seventh camp.
It's really important to meet on an alcohol-free plain at these camps.
This is champagne. It's drunk for the taste.
I have cheeses and strawberries, too.
Not everyone can afford that. Did you consider those who are less well-off?
There are people who do real work here.
Did you really think proletarians can afford champagne?
Wonderful!
Do you see how genuine your communication is already?
As camp leader, I should make myself unnecessary.
But because of that, and despite that, we will remain sober.
I can't make these disappear. -We'll hold onto them for you.
At least let me have the cheeses.
It smells good, and I'm sure it is tasty, too.
The lavatories are over there, around the corner.
The sauna is heated every day. It's a good place to get clean.
Now for an important announcement!
The well water from the taps is not drinkable.
It contains a bacterial strain.
We brought enough drinking water from the mainland. just ask me.
The indoor toilets are not in use.
For the common good, I recommend you keep this in mind.
Go ahead. -Where are the horses?
There are no horses here.
There were in the video.
Right! The horses! Yes. My dear friends -
those horses symbolise a free mind.
This is where the lodgings are.
How about you take this room?
You brought your beloved pet? -No. This is not beloved at all.
But you brought it anyway. Room mate, you don't have allergies, right?
You could go here.
Let's go this way, men.
I was supposed to share a two-person room with Viivi.
Who is this Viivi?
The lady who was late. It's supposed to be a two-person room.
These are, but you can easily fit three persons.
If I get my good friend to come, can we have a two-person room?
Anything can always be arranged.
Petri will surely switch if you want to take the upper cabin with me. -No.
Eyes closed! Here comes Boss Pig!
Boss Pig is going!
Little piggies, open your eyes and guess who's under the blanket.
Whoever answers correctly gets to be the next Boss Pig.
Is it Mervi under there? -Mervi works in the kitchens.
It's... What was her name? -Alli.
No, I am Alli.
It's that Pussy's mum. What was her name?
When you have reached your own goal, you can pop the balloon.
How can we help to achieve this goal of 'break from pussy“?
All of us women could stay far away from this person. Would that help?
These camps are free of intoxicants and sex. That's a useless goal.
You don't have to stay away.
I'm sick of nobody being interested in what I'm thinking.
Women only see me as a sex symbol and a rock star.
It's really tough.
I don't want women to beg for sex or make a fuss about who I am.
Excuse me, but who are you? -Don't you know?
It looks like I reached my goal already.
Darling, call or text me. I'm concerned.
You can't come here in the middle of everything.
And I still don't understand why you wanted to come here in particular.
But I'm now here and you are God knows where.
I can see that you have unresolved issues.
Yeah, absolutely.
You are filled with fear, and that causes you to lie.
I see lies as different colours when they come out of you.
It's interesting that you're fearful. That usually reduces with age.
What do you fear? -That I'll have to listen to your shit for a week!
Stop! Shoo, evil energy be gone!
Here is a crystal surface, and its rainbow light repels evil.
Are you saying grace?
Yes.
Unbelievable. That's really great.
Help yourselves.
Get off!
Excuse me, cook. Could you please present the menu?
For starters, there is bread and butter.
The main course is minced meat sauce, potatoes, carrots, and cauliflower.
For dessert, there is coffee and a slice of coffee bread. Thank you.
What about the vegetarian menu?
For starters, there is bread and butter.
The main course is potatoes, carrots, and cauliflower. You can add butler.
For dessert, coffee and coffee bread. Thank you.
Thank you.
Are you trying to kill me?
You had slipped in garlic, even though I informed I am allergic.
There was no garlic.
Was this in it?
Isn't that chili sauce?
Don't you read the label? It says 'garlic'.
I've never heard of a garlic allergy. You have my apologies.
That's not much help when my throat closes up.
I'm a nurse. What symptoms do you have? -My ears are itchy.
Nothing else. My ears are itchy.
Then it's nothing fatal.
I didn't pay to come here and have itchy ears.
The food was wonderful Thank you, cook.
No. Come now.
Are you playing horse? -No.
This is useless.
Do you want my help? Do you want me to take the photo?
I don't know. This is ridiculous. I want to go home.
We've only just started.
The sea is wonderful, there are lovely rocks and people, and...
Even if there are no horses here.
I've been lying. I miss my kids terribly.
Do you have children? -Yes. Four.
And before you ask, yes, I am Laestadian.
Okay. How come you are at this kind of camp?
I'm supposedly at a riding camp.
I'm trying to send deceptive photos home.
I just want to know what people think and what they believe in.
I don't meet anyone from outside the community-
and I've been really tired.
Then when I saw the horses in the advert -
I told myself that this isn't such a big lie, but it really is.
Does this lie mean that you'll end up in...
Where will you end up? In damnation?
Hopefully not.
Are you in this room? -Looks like it.
Then lam not.
Bloody hell, come on now!
...60.
Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you. I'm just having a work-out.
I've been thinking. I have those really nice cheeses -
and the strawberries are not half-bad, either.
Do you fancy going for a row to watch the sunset?
A little picnic.
With me? -Yes, you. It would be nice to get to know you.
I'm not keen on strong cheeses. You two should go.
That cat can't come in the boat.
Sure she can. -No, she can't.
I switched rooms with Alli.
I can't share a room with that intolerant idiot.
If I go out, my curls will get wet. I'm not going out. I'm not.
Let me hold you.
So soft...
It's mine. I want it. What SPF is that?
"Tepsi went into labour."
The number can't be reached. "Tepsi went into labour.'
Is Tepsi the dog? -I guess so.
What will we do now?
We'll order a taxi, go home, and demand refunds.
I can't just leave. We've paid, so it must be okay to stay.
I'd also like to stay.
You know what? I think this is our guru's method.
By disappearing, he is making us rely on each other.
This is actually quite ingenious.
Now we can do whatever we want.
Let's play truth or dare, and get to know each other properly.
I have a lot of experience in running these kinds of camps.
If you want, I can take over here.
Let's make this a politically aware camp!
I'm a child of the summer
I'm wild by nature
I'm a child of the summer
My worries are all gone
Nothing beats these summer nights
There are no tight belts when I run towards the sea
The summer state of mind is wild
I would want to fall in love with everyone
I would really want to kiss you
My heart is beating I see you coming
This tastes like life
You are cute.
I bring you a message. Our theme is time -
and we're living in the wrong order-
so could you turn the food arrangements on its head? -How?
Dinner at lunch time and breakfast at supper time.
There's no difference.
Right. There isn't.
When Emma took charge of the programme -
she put an end to us having our phones.
I have one phone call that I really have to make.
Can I leave this here with you?
Kalle left. Did you know?
He left in the night. His dog went into labour.
I'm not sad to see that homo gone. -Come on, now.
How much did you pay for this camp? -800 euros.
My Lord! He's made out like a bandit.
He can't be left with much after the rent, food, and your wage.
This place doesn't cost anything. The main building has damp.
He's pulling in at least six grand.
You've been paid, right? -Yes. I'll do what I agreed.
Put the phone on the shelf. I'll keep an eye on it.
You are a nice person.
What's going on? Swimming costumes off. This is a mixed sauna.
It's still a mixed sauna like this.
Unashamed nudity is the best way to clear all the erotic tension.
Okay. Get to it.
I can't come in because I've had a small operation.
So let's get to know each other better on the veranda.
Pants off!
It's far too hot in here.
What do you do, in civilian life?
Jouko, come and swim if it was too hot!
Hey, we've swapped pants. -These did feel a little different.
Do you want them? -Let's swap in the sauna.
What the hell, this is icy cold.
Just get in there!
Do you think you're younger then me?
Jouko, why are you there when everyone else is in order of age?
Saara, you can't decide how old somebody else feels.
It's not like I'm as old as you, but I am in a spiritual sense.
I can't help it that men are more fertile than women later in life.
If you feel you're on the Eastern side of the hill, it can't be helped.
Whose phone is on?
Just because you can procreate, it doesn't mean you're 20!
Look next to you! They could be your kids.
My children are still small.
I'm in better physical condition than I was at twenty.
Young women still find me to have great performance.
I have more time ahead of me than behind me. So I'm standing here.
What are you talking about? Men have a lower life expectancy.
A realistic place for you would be over there!
You have a gut, even though you exercise in the bushes.
And you eat butter and sausages just like old men do.
You'll fall into your grave, even if you're with a five-year-old woman!
Look what the menopause can cause.
You have the menopause in your pants. I'm sorry.
Saara, this cat is suffering.
I smell the urine of a stressed out animal.
She always smells like that.
Against my will, I can read animals. That cat is depressed.
What breed is it'! -Norwegian Forest cat.
Of course. She hates being inside, imprisoned.
She's an indoors cat. She lives in a flat.
But here, she can smell the forest and the sea.
There are forests and the sea in Norway.
Do you normally clean that in the morning? -In the evening.
This day is turned on its head. You don't seem to grasp that.
Neither does this cat!
Am I supposed to push these turds back into her?
Think. Who was your outburst for? Who are you angry at?
That's an important key for you.
Hey. Are you going to bed already? Would you come to the rocks with me?
The rocks that are in the sun all day?
I guess. -I'll come, I'll come!
I just need to throw Pussy's... I'm coming.
I thought you might want to watch the news, too.
The internet works fine here.
What's wrong? Are you in pain?
No. I've just had a tiring day.
It's my own fault. I've not drunk enough.
It's easy to forget when you can't get it straight from the tap.
I always have water in this. Have some.
Do you feel better? -It helped straight away. Thank you.
What do you have...
Something was taken for a test.
Globally, the world is shockingly unequal.
Today, we get a glimpse into how the other half lives.
This makes sense.
One of you is a rich Westerner.
Two of you are quite poor, the other five are really poor...
Would you swap?
I read a magazine article about poverty.
It was a good depiction of what happens in a person's head -
when they must turn down everything and live a crushing routine.
They become exhausted and lose hope.
A person without hope is dangerous because they have nothing to lose.
What is your wage, for example?
In general or for this week? -For just this week.
It's none of your business, but 700.
700! -It's not too much. I work long days and the hours are not recorded.
Shockingly little. After taxes, you're left with barely anything.
Don't worry about that. This backdoor boy pays under the table.
You have to pay tax. Taxation is the best thing that Finland has.
We have to report this. How could we do that without her...
I don't know. I'm going fishing to get ingredients for the fish soup.
Here are the kitchen keys. Help yourself to the water.
Has Alli been put on the hunger squad?
We drew lots, like in real life.
Don't you talk about things you know nothing about, sour fish.
You weren't born a garlic princess. You've been raised like that.
Oh, like that. -Try it.
This party platform is not going to work when we're so hungry.
My blood sugar is so low, all my energy is going into basic functions.
That sounds like you don't believe the poor are capable of democracy.
I didn't say that.
I want honest answers. Put your hand up if you have missed Kalle.
Who is Kalle? -Right.
We're doing what he said. He made himself unnecessary.
What the hell! Who has got their phone on?
Marika Lammi is calling. Nobody knows who she is?
There's no need to call this number!
I'm switching this off if nobody owns up that it belongs to them!
The revolution has begun! I commandeered the means of production!
If you want to join me, follow me!
When a person is a person They need some bread
Idle talk doesn't repel hunger or make empty full
So left, one, two So left, one, two
Where is your place, do you know?
Proletarians are marching here You are a proletarian, too
What do you know about proletarians?
My dad did hard work for a low wage, and provided for me by himself.
Sol probably know more than you!
What's with him? -Revolution.
What's next'! I represent high finance. Should I be concerned?
You should. Your day in the sun is over.
You bloody fool. Was that the key to the kitchen?
Did you have the key to the kitchen? -Yes.
Do you morons realise that was the only key'! Get it!
I'm not a strong swimmer. -You only need to be able to dive.
I'm not good at that, either. -Anyone can get to the bottom.
Where did it go? -Over there, somewhere.
It's dark under the surface. Far-sighted people can't see.
Don't come and whip up the water!
The landlord is sending another key. We have to wait until the morning.
Let's break the window. That's one way to get in.
You'll smash the place up over my dead body.
We can all survive until the morning.
This was in our room.
Is this all the water we have?
I'm really disappointed. You came to a communal camp -
and you are being anarchic. -I came to a different camp.
Is Jouko's champagne in your room? -We could go and get it.
It's mine. And it wasn't exactly cheap.
In a crisis, you might consider your Bible teachings.
Everyone was fed with five loaves and two fish.
Of course I will give it for communal use.
My body rejects alcohol.
That's good. It leaves more for the others.
But the water is for Alli.
If someone saves some, the others don't get any!
I wish it was at least organic.
Even though wine also contains alcohol, and my body resists it...
...the production process of wine is age-old and really natural.
Luckily, even a delicate person can somehow manage to drink it.
Can I use this as kindling? -Go ahead.
How did these people end up here? The weirdest bunch ever.
There is a video advert online.
As to why somebody came here, only that person knows that.
Why did you?
My mum died in the spring.
I cared for her for ten years, in addition to my own work.
I'm not complaining, but that was the life I had.
Then when she died, I didn't really have anything.
Do you have children? -No.
Do you have a man? -That hasn't worked out for me.
Do you have? -Nobody has wanted me.
Probably too ugly. -You're not ugly. Not at all.
Do you have children? -No. I don't really have anything.
There's no slowing you down.
Do you want some?
Play something that we can dance to.
That's good, keep going. Listen to my body and go with it.
Play on!
I need to take a piss.
Teach me, too. I don't know how to tango. -Sorry, the band's on a break.
Come and play some more.
It looks really bad when an old goat is all over a young lassie like that.
Don't bother taking your frustration out on me.
Charisma has nothing to do with how tight your trousers are.
I wouldn't be too sure about that. You followed me into the bushes.
For the exact same reason as you.
Can I please pee in peace? -No.
I want to check out the competition's equipment.
Get the hell out of here.
Come on, don't be shy now.
Get the fuck out of here!
The fuck! Stop that, bloody hell.
How ridiculous! Seventh grade boys fight like that.
He has a need to show off.
Besides, she is married. A Laestadian mother-of-four.
I knew that. We've talked about everything.
She's not into either of you. She has a good relationship.
How do you know'!
What makes you think she'd be interested in you?
You have nothing in common. -Is that so?
She is smart, friendly, empathic, and damned attractive.
You definitely don't have that in common!
You are boring, ugly, and old. And not particularly wise!
Prick.
It opens your mouth to the highest thank you
Stick up for yourself.
Taking wouldn't help at all.
I have a history. -Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you terribly thirsty? -I'll survive.
Let's go to the rocks. I can teach you something.
Hi, it's me.
There's no reason to send suspicious text messages.
The raging leader of this camp answered my phone.
Good night, darling. Write something nicer next time. Bye.
Hi, darling. I'm wondering why I've not heard anything from you.
I should be offended that you stood me up and didn't tell me why.
But I'll see you when I'm back. Bye then.
Hi, it's me calling.
We're having a break, so I thought I'd ask how you are doing.
I miss the sauna and my own bed.
And you. Say hello to the kids.
This is the day when the sky is clear Full moon, late at night
The moonlight shines on some kisses
Hey, sweetheart, I got hot like a supernova
I'll bring you stars if you'll come to the dock with me
Teach younger ones to talk about their feelings
So they'll make it when they notice
How many candlelit nights there are
You can keep the soul you took Tonight it's magic and wishes
Tonight, tonight, tonight It'll happen when the gate opens
Tonight it'll happen
You can get the overtones by making your mouth an echo chamber.
Did you hear?
This is so unreal.
I've never stayed up this late, apart from when breastfeeding.
You are amazing. Four kids and still your tit...
...thinking is so open.
I'm grateful for the chance to get to know someone like you.
People have the opportunity to get to know all kinds of people.
They don't.
A meat ring of pushy broads has formed between me and the world.
I'm unable to reach the place where real people are.
Is not every person a real person and just as valuable?
At least in God's eyes.
Yes, naturally. You are so clever.
Will you be my soul sister?
I don't smoke.
You don't drink, either. Today is different.
Isn't it God's will, if he doesn't give us water?
Even Jesus drank wine.
Try it. Then at least you know what you are turning down.
I want to turn that down.
Let's try that overtones thing again. I want to hear your overtones.
Do you forgive me?
I guess that is less harmful than drinking or smoking.
So can I try it again?
I've only ever kissed my husband like that.
I've never kissed anyone like that!
It's never felt that good.
You poor thing. I was just thinking it's good that I tried this.
Because it feels the best to kiss my husband.
I want you. -What a shame.
Can't we put this experience on the same tab?
That tab is not open. I love my husband.
You mean you're turning me down? -Yes.
Don't you realise how offended it makes you feel to be rejected?
You knew there was that risk. -I didn't. Nobody's ever rejected me.
I'm going to bed. Good night.
I'll pray that you will also find joy and peace.
This could leave me with a lifelong trauma.
If I can no longer get it up, it's your fault! -I'll pray about that.
Would you like some good sex?
Can we go on the hot rocks? -No. It's bloody cold there.
Have you got any rubbers?
Wait, I'll take this off.
Could you put it on? -Yeah.
Ignore it. He talks in his sleep.
Quiet down!
Can't we have a single night where he doesn't start that racket?
Mercy! Not the Saarenmaa waltz.
What are you fiddling about for?
I'm shagging. -Go somewhere else to shag.
What's up? -I forgot Pussy.
Now she's out there, alone.
Have you seen Pussy? -No.
Pussy!
Another example of the power of prayer. -What?
You aren't impotent, even though I shot you down.
Apparently.
Why did you have to do that?
I was pissed off. I'm sorry.
I don't understand why someone has to shag all the time.
You no longer even realise the purpose of shagging.
Can I pray for you? -You can.
Where's Maya: Hwy gone'!?
Sorry, did I interrupt you? -No. It was a very short prayer.
Dear Lord, make Ville slightly less stupid.
She hasn't slept in her bed.
It's wonderful to watch someone do physical work. -Yes, to watch.
Could you mow carefully, so Pussy doesn't end up being scythed?
Has anybody seen Emma?
You've been busy. You had Saara under you a few hours ago.
Shut your face!
You released her, didn't you? -Why would I release your pussy?
You wanted to get back at me.
Besides, she's my ex's mum's, and I'll never be forgiven for this.
Don't worry. Cats always come back. it's Emma who is missing.
Should we look for her?
Or do we just accept that we disappear, one by one?
Okay then.
Thank you.
What fun do we have in store today -
at this camp that is free of intoxicants and sex?
Have I shagged someone? -No.
I've let myself down, and also you and mother earth -
and I've soiled my body's temple.
As a repentance exercise, I declare that this is now a silent retreat.
What does that mean in practise?
Should I warm up the sauna? Not everyone smells of roses.
This is my cleanest shirt. [thought there'd be a washing machine.
You haven't even bothered to text me.
If you want us to continue, meet me at the harbour.
The time and place is in the email about the camp. Goodbye.
Do you have regrets? -About what?
This. It's comforting to see that even angels can fall.
What those photos show does not hurt anybody. -I'm sure it doesn't.
When they are published, you might think about who you go with.
This is worth more than the gossip magazine's standard 50 euro fee.
I can't even get dry logs to light on fire.
I wouldn't say that.
The air pressure is too low. Can I have a go?
He secretly took photos when you kissed me.
When we were kissing.
He'll sell them to a magazine. My lie will be revealed.
What? Who? -Jouko.
Oh Christ.
Jouko, give me your phone. It's an emergency.
For who? -Kaisa-Leena.
What the... -Don't come here!
Wait!
What the hell?
What are you doing?
You've ruined my life!
You won't destroy Kaisa-Leena's. You let Pussy out! -I didn't!
I released the cat. She's a forest cat. She should be free!
You fucking idiot!
What right did you have to do that?
Do you understand anything about anything?
This affects my, my ex's, and my ex's mum's life!
Do you ever think about anything other than yourself?
You're an attention-seeking grump.
I know that everybody here agrees with me.
You are the most detestable person I've ever met! Bloody hell.
This makes no sense. What are we doing here?
Why are we here? Why are we not leaving?
Mervi, order me a boat. I want to get out of here.
You can want all you want, but you can't.
The weather forecast tells that no boat will be able to dock here.
It looks like your spiritual growth course has not finished.
One of you cannot speak and another is having a tantrum.
The only thing you can do is try to grow!
What is it?
I'm scared. I'm scared of lightning.
Let's move the bed away from the window.
Oh, it's attached. Come here for the worst of it.
Everything's fine, there's no need to be scared.
Hey, excuse me.
The power is out. I thought you should know, if the food... -Yeah.
Try to calm down. It's a perfectly normal storm.
We need to find Emma. -Yes. I'll go to save the food.
A big branch has fallen and brought the guttering down with it.
Doesn't seem to be a problem with the power lines.
Come now!
Emma.
Lightning! Take me! -She's in the sea, near the sauna!
You can't go in the water during a storm!
God of Thunder, come and get me! I'm stupid and detestable!
I'm sorry!
Help! Saara fell into the water!
I'm coming to rescue you!
I'm going to drown. I'll rescue you soon.
Petri! Get up!
I rescued you!
Is that Mervi?
There is a boat. We are saved.
Where are you going?
There were calls for help.
You could just as easily walk to the shore from here.
Mervi.
How come you were there? I thought you were in the kitchen.
I was fetching the generator, but we'll make do without then.
Why do you have your bag with you?
Take her to the common cabin, and let's get the fire started.
Go and change into dry clothes.
I don't have any. They are all wet.
Surely someone will lend some clothes?
I don't think our trousers would fit.
You have dry underwear, at least?
Why are you angry at me?
I can't help myself.
Anything goes in an emergency.
I'm so tired that I'm going to collapse. I have to go to bed.
Good night. -Good night.
I see and know so many things, and I just want to help -
but everybody hates me.
Can you really help people? Everyone needs to make their own mistakes.
It's easy for you to say.
You are flawless and beautiful. You don't pass out at the campfire.
I have nothing. You are all doing better than me.
We are not. -I'm the flawed one here.
I'm filled with guilt. I'm here and I have lied.
You have a husband, family, and unrestrained relatives. You're happy.
What do you know about my happiness?
Ville, you got to kiss her. Women find you interesting.
Answer honestly. Do any of you find me interesting?
I knew it.
Are you not interested in me, even this much?
I am, as a person. -As a person.
Why doesn't anybody respond to me as a man?
People don't respond to me even as a person.
Nobody remembered my name when we played Boss Pig.
I'm a grey back wall. -No, you're not.
I rescued you. You are a mother figure to me.
I really want to be the mother figure for a man in his thirties.
I'm all alone. I don't have anything.
You don't have anything? You're a millionaire.
You only need to snap your fingers, and you get whatever you want.
You're kidding me. You're Peter Manner!
I'm a leftist though. Money means nothing to me.
That's why I wanted to hide it, so I could speak politics for a week.
I'm on the side of the poor.
A leftist millionaire who can't swim.
Being rich is shit.
I don't have time to spend any of my money.
Being rich is like being dead. I can't dream of anything.
I can't even dream about becoming rich one day.
I know what you mean. I feel the same about eternal life.
If you go to heaven after you die, then what next?
It just continues and continues, forever.
You can't ever leave.
That's the terrible thing about faith.
There is no end. The happiness just continues.
My happiness doesn't continue.
My husband left me and my kids have left home.
I don't have a clue what I am without them!
It's not like anybody here looks particularly happy.
Guess what this reminds me of. -What then?
The Devil took Jesus up a mountain, and showed all he could have.
But you stay strong, like Jesus. -I really don't.
Looking from this mountain, what would you want?
You, you, you.
Don't. It would be easier to become your soul sister -
if you cut out that desire.
My self-esteem is completely trashed.
Would it help if I blew you?
Sorry. I couldn't help it.
You're so predictable.
That's cruel. -I'm sorry.
Tell me, why do you constantly think about sex?
I don't know. Maybe it's the most fun thing I've ever done.
You poor thing.
You've not experienced much.
Some melted ice cream, as a thank you to the yard clearers.
Do you want me to still lead this camp day?
You're at least better than that guru bloke.
It's not going to charge when there's no electricity -I'm sorry.
Can I leave it here, in case I get a call? -Yes, you can!
I thought I might take a look at the power switchboard -
because it doesn't look like any lines are down on the island.
I don't want there to be any more accidents here.
I'm a certified electrician.
I have my paperwork in my wallet, but it's a bit damp.
If you manage to fix the power -
you can choose any treat for the evening party. I'll make it.
You're quite a guy.
The power came on! We have power.
Thank you. You are remarkable.
What did you want then?
Can I have this?
The dress? -Yes.
Can I have it? -Yes, yes.
Alli! It's your phone.
Yeah. In a week or on the coming Monday?
To the same counter as when I came for the biopsy?
It's not your fault. Thank you. Goodbye.
What?
What was it?
Cancer. The aggressive kind.
I'll go into hospital on Monday.
No...
What do you mean, "no"?
If you don't want me when I'm healthy, don't grope a dying woman.
Alli, I... -Go to hell.
The table has been set.
Not yet.
Don't die. Promise me that you won't die.
Thank you for yelling at me. Your aura is much brighter.
And sorry about the cat. -I'd already forgotten about that.
What am I going to say to my ex's mum?
My dad used to say, when you're in a tight spot, try the truth.
Do you plan on trying the truth? -I will try.
It's not a problem for you.
I admire your courage to face things and show your emotions.
Thank you. It was nice.
You're a really good listener. I wish I'd have had a mother like you.
You're pretty attractive for your age, and scary when you get mad.
This was a compliment, by the way.
You are practically everything. Versatile, fun, optimistic, and open.
You're a chill person. Easy to be with.
Iron rusts in time
And wreaths also wither
On the journey
The scenery changes
Ice and snow on the sea melted
It's getting lighter
On the shore of the sea
The field wind feels warm
Look, there is wind in the willows
It doesn't end here
This should cover it. -Yes, thanks.
Emma, wait over there. I'll go and get my car.
When do you need to be back home? -In the morning. I'll take the train.
We have a gig at Verkatehdas. We can take you to Hämeenlinna.
You can take the same train from there. -Should I?
It's God's will or we wouldn't have a gig that's on the way to Oulu.
You can put your things on the back seat.
Why are you wearing a dress? -There was a huge storm.
Did you lose your pussy? -Yeah.
There's a picture of a cat on that post.
Jouko, come out. You've been spotted.
There's been some new info. Give me the key. This marriage is over.
Someone's got the wrong end of the stick.
“There's talk of divorce.' Bollocks. How many of us are there?
The key! -And here. That was two years of my life!
I've been with him for 23 years. Take that.
Was this the key for the garage or yours? -Don't fucking ask me.
Saara. My lift was cancelled. Or lifts.
I saw. Look.
“Your new life starts here"?
Could it be Kalle's message?
Could you give me a lift somewhere?
Where were you thinking of going?
How about I come to yours?
No way!
Where am I going to go then? -How should I know?
Are your parents alive?
Mum is. In Mikkeli.
Don't open it. - What the hell?
I don't want to see you.
Your mum's cat ran away, but was found. Here are the details.
Don't touch the door. I'll leave the carrier here.
What are you up to?
Tell your mum about the divorce and take responsibility for your life!
Subtitles: Dominic Cullen BTI Studios